Monster Movie Fan

To no schoolproms I never go
I always bring my dates
To the horrorpicture-show
I lean over to kiss her lips
She says no, go buy me some crisps

yeah I am a monster movie fan
In the backrow of the theatre
Sitting side by side
I am a horrorpicture freak
She'll be mine oh mine
When they turn out the lights

dracula & frankenstien appears on the screen
Together with the meanest creatures you ever seen
Gently I put my hand on her lap
She leaves me with a broken nose
From a solid planted slab

yeah I'm a monster movie fan
In the backrow of the theatre
Sitting side by side
I'm a horrorpicture freak
She'll be mine oh mine
When they turn out the lights

cause I'm a monster movie fan
Well in the backrow of the theatre
Sittin side by side
I'm a horrorpicture freak
Yeah she'll be mine oh mine
When they turn out the lights

the same thing happens to me everytime
Just trying to be nice to them, is that a crime
Another date another week, man oh man
I just can't help it I'm a monster movie fan

yeah I'm a monster movie fan
In the backrow of the theatre
Sitting side by side
I'm a horrorpicture freak
Yeah she'll be mine oh mine
When they turn out the lights

I'm a monster movie fan
Well in the backrow of the theatre
Sittin side by side
I'm a horrorpicture freak
Yeah she'll be mine oh mine
When they turn out the lights