The End Of Salutary Neglect

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[Verse 1]
You know I'm not your biggest fan
You try too hard to dress like a man
You’re getting your band names
From people you pulled off the shelf

I feel like I'm in a boring dream
What should we name this song? Fuck the queen!
You wanna write all the lyrics
Think of everyone else

[Chorus]
These intolerable acts have got to
Lose the insolent tone we forgot it
Where the colonies came from (Make up your mind)
Where the colonies came from (Make up your mind)
Where the colonies came from (Make up your mind)

[Bridge]
Everytime we walk on the wild side
It scares us so much we run right home
Everytime we perform an experiment
Mislabel the beakers and cause an explosion

[Chorus]
These intolerable acts have got to
Lose the insolent tone you forgot it
Where the colonies came from (Make up your mind)
Where the colonies came from (Make up your mind)
Where the colonies came from (Make up your mind)

[Verse 2]
You took your taxes a little too far
We're gonna come down on you hard
There’ll be nothing left but empty seats

We tried again to be easy on you
But every time you give a TV cue
It's always shirtless pictures of you looking pretty

[Chorus]
These intolerable acts have got to
Lose the insolent tone you forgot it
Where the colonies came from (Make up your mind)
Where the colonies came from (Make up your mind)
Where the colonies came from (Make up your minds)

These intolerable acts have got to
Lose the insolent tone you forgot it
Where the colonies came from (Make up your mind)
Where the colonies came from (Make up your mind)
Where the colonies came from (Make up your minds)

[Outro]
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End of salutary neglect (Ba bum bum ba)
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End of salutary neglect (Ba bum bum ba)