P on the Lea

I took a pee on the Lea
Take a look at me
I've done the herbs and the rum
Don't regret where I've been
Good and bad on the scene
Many wrongs have I done

When I was young
My elders said to me
No-carpet burns on the floor
Being drunk on all fours
Taking Lambrettas for a ride
No rumpy pumpy
Don't you blow the Candy
These rules you must abide
Don't swear or be rude
Stay away from junk food
cnd don't let down the side (So whaddya do?)

I took a pee on the Lea
Take a look at me
I've done the herbs and the rum
Don't regret where I've been
Good and bad on the scene
Many wrongs have I done

When I was young
My elders, they said to me
Don't party all day
Or rebel all night
Don't do what I do
Do what I say
Learn a lot at school
Stop acting like a fool (So whaddya do?)

I took a pee on the Lea
Take a look at me
I've done the herbs and the rum
Don't regret where I've been
Good and bad on the scene
Many wrongs have I done

When I was young
My elders, they said to me
Don't party all day
Or rebel all night
Don't do what I do
Just do what I say
cnd learn a lot at school
Stop messing like a fool (So whaddya do?)

I took a pee on the Lea
Take a look at me
I've done the herbs and the rum
Don't regret where I've been
Good and bad on the scene
Many wrongs have I done

I took a pee on the Lea
Take a look at me
I've done the herbs and the rum
Don't regret where I've been
Good and bad on the scene
Many songs have I sung

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