I Wanna Be at the RNC

[Verse 1]
I wanna be at the RNC, I wanna see Patricia McCloskey
I wanna scream for the GOP, I wanna sit with Dan Bongino
I wanna show him the American flag that hangs behind the toilet in Grandma's basement
I wanna ask him if he'll be my dad, I wanna change my name to Nick Bongino

[Pre-Chorus]
I wanna tell him about the man in the stairs, he kinda looks like Dan Bongino
Grandma tries to tell me not to go down there but I would be safe with Dan Bongino

[Chorus]
I wanna be at the RNC, I wanna be like Dan Bongino
I wanna be at the RNC, I wanna be like Dan Bongino