Grocery Store Robbery

[Verse 1]
I was working at the grocery store when you walked in
You asked me for the cash, and you flashed a grin
You pulled out a pistol, told me to freeze
So I put my hands up, got down on my knees

[Chorus]
And I said "Hey man, I just work here, and none of this shit is mine
So you take what you'd like, that'd be fine"
I said "I am not a hero, they do not pay me to die
You can have the money, I don't mind"

[Verse 2]
I peed my pants a little, hoped you didn't see
I wouldn't want you to think I'm cowardly
So I offered you the groceries, everything we got
I hope I made it clear that I didn't want to get shot

[Chorus]
And I said "Hеy man, I just work here, and none of this shit is minе
So you take what you'd like, that'd be fine"
I said "I am not a hero, they do not pay me to die
You can have the money, I don't mind"

[Verse 3]
I was fired 'cause I didn't stand up to you
I'd still shop there but I can't afford the food
So I stole me a handgun from some stupid jerk
Went back to that store, flashed it at the new clerk

[Chorus]
And I said "Hey man, I just work here, and none of this shit is mine
So you take what you'd like, that'd be fine"
I said "I am not a hero, they do not pay me to die
You can have the money, I don't mind
I don't mind
I don't mind one bit
Please take it
Just take it"