At the Class Room

TEACHER:
Good morning boys and girl. I am your substitute teacher. My name is Ms. Seagal. The topic

for today is: What you like to be when you grow up? You, over there in the jeans shirt,

what you want to be when you grow up?

STUDENT A:
Why you gonna start with ya, brother? I wanna be a baseball player, brother.

TEACHER:
Alright, that's a pretty good profession. You, over there in the black shirt, what you want

to be when you grow up?

STUDENT B:
I like to be a lawyer.

TEACHER:
All right, that's a pretty good profession too. Hey you, in the back, an asian boy. What's

your name?

HOWIE:
My name is Howie.

TEACHER:
Hi Howie! What you want to be when you grow up?

HOWIE:
I wanna be a motherfuckin' punk rock, to get the liberty.