You’re Very Dear to Me

[Verse 1]
Mary Lee, let's jump the turnstile
It's been awhile and I wanted to say
You're very dear to me
Found out in therapy

Sandra James, let's play in your schoolyard
You're so smart, I just want to tell you
You're very dear to me
You and your chemistry

[Chorus]
Oh, and you will find
That it's the defects of our minds
Which brings us here
T-t-t-t-together

[Verse 2]
Veronica from Bedford, Williamsburg
You're so elite with your feminist prose
You're very dear to me
Despite your poetry

Eustacia, bounding and gagging
You're such a thrill, I put you right on the pill
You're very dear to me
Now, have your way with me

[Chorus]
Oh, and you will find
That it's the defects of our minds
Which brings us here
T-t-t-t-together