The Bath Song

Oh why is it that your cold, then your hot
You're like putty in my hands and then your not
Oh why is it that your bold then so shy with me
You slip through my fingers and then hide from me

I love the squeeze that tender chill and makes me wriggle
I hate the tease that ends the thrill and makes you giggle
I'm aware that you'll resist if i unsnare you
But i swear that i persist you little square you

I'll chase you and find you
You can't escape
I know your perfume and i know your shape

Where've you gone
I'm sitting on a volcano with a halo around my head
I'm trying to be good so don't erupt
With your fiery little temper and disrupt
Any hope that i've had before i chock i'd be glad
If when i pull out the plug i get one little hug
Of that very elusive, makes me abusive
Piece of soap

Oh why is it that your cold, then your hot (hot)
You're like putty in my hands and then your not (not)
Oh why is it that your bold then so shy with me
You slip through my fingers and then hide from me

I love the squeeze that tender chill and makes me wriggle
I hate the tease that ends the thrill and makes you giggle
I'm aware that you'll resist if i unsnare you
But i swear that i persist you little square you

I'll chase you and find you
You can't escape
I know your perfume and i know your shape

Where've you gone
I'm sitting on a volcano with a halo around my head
I'm trying to be good so don't erupt
With your fiery little temper and disrupt
Any hope that i've had before i chock i'd be glad
If when i pull out the plug i get one little hug
Of that very elusive, makes me abusive
Piece