Fat Girls
Chase Stain
Who’s that fat girl by the barn
Wearing next to nothing on?
She looks mighty fat to me
Wearing that extra, extra, extra large teddy
Why does it seem that the fat girls always want me?
I gotta turn them down, cuz they’re so damn ugly
It’s hard to get hard when you’re starin’ at the lard
Ain’t much fun to lick on their cooch
Vaseline helps her fit through my door
All she buys are Twinkies when she goes to the store
She’s got a horndog look deep inside her eyes
She wants to have my head in between of her thunder thighs
Why does it seem that the fat girls always want me?
I gotta turn them down, cuz they’re so damn ugly
It’s hard to get hard when you’re starin’ at the lard
Ain’t much fun to lick on their cooch