I Was Never There For One Kiss

Hey I want to learn how to bait a hook so that way I can catch fish
Nice I mean you got to be a beginner bater at some point
What, no I don't want to be a beginner bater
I want to be a masturbater
What does that's not what it's called, yeah, it is and I'll prove it to you Siri show me how to masturbate don't know no don't Google that