Dustin Hoffman Quits Bathroom and Climbs a Tree
[Intro]
All aboard
Last train leaving for Tennessee, Ohio
[Verse 1]
I burnt my tongue
It fucked me up for days
Her roommate said
She hadn’t seen her for some time
[Verse 2]
She told me something
Then asked me for advice
No, I couldn’t point her in any direction
[Verse 3]
Shoulders roll with the dunes
I found a way of life where no one matters
Now it flows from my mouth
Like a stroke down memory lane
[Interlude]
Yes, sir
[Verse 4]
My ears perk up
When they mention my name
My fingers move
In my pockets for fun
[Verse 5]
Oh, I ain't getting married
Without a bottle in both hands
And a ring that shows allegiance
To anything but what we have
[Verse 6]
Shoulders roll with the dunes
I found a way of life where no one matters
Now it flows from my mouth
Like a stroke down memory lane
[Outro]
You got to love someone, got to love someone