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Give me that burrito bambino make sure to double wrap
'Cuz when I'm old I'm trying to die from a heart attack
Make sure it's white wrapped and not wheat fool
I want it looking like a Pope during Catholic rule
Give me black beans and a scoop of brown rice
Make it heavy handed, don't go and scoop it twice
I ain't got no beef, don't count that as my meat
Keep that chicken coming like when Ben Shapiro sees feet

I like it grilled not boiled, this better be fresh and not spoiled
I want them cooked up veggies, call 'em some fajitas
You bringing the heat like you a Yankee, Derek Jeter
You bringing the heat like you a geyser, funnel feeder
You bringing the heat like you a spotted Cheeto Cheetah

Pico de gallo, I'm keeping it mild, loving the Wild with it
It's figgity-fresh, the biggity-best, yeah I love lettuce
Now drizzle on that sour cream
Put on enough to feed a minor league team
I heard it's not an extra fee for some cheese
You got me like a kid and I'm screaming yes please
I'm kinda feeling like I just won the big game
So could I get a side of chips if that's ok
Casino's in Reno Vegas are faking they got nothing
These chips are worth more than the Luxor, so they hushing

I'll take that brown bag and hold it like a fat lip
Bring that queso back so that I can go and dip
Are you about to ask if I want a soft drink
I keep it strapped cuz I got the answer on me
I like it flat cuz I hate it when it's bubbly
I want the water cup, yup, no cap, please
I'll only fill it when you're not here looking
Like when you in the back you not here cooking
I'll only take water so you can trust me
I'll only get a soft drink with the extra fee
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