The Yacht Club

My rock candy passion
Is bittersweet and onto the teeth
'Cause she would rather fall in chocolate
Than fall in love, especially with me

I stood under the waterfall
With a Kiwi pineapple parasol
A Cinderella dropped a crystal ball
And made a concrete cavern
A caterpillar concert hall

I wish that we could sail our sad days away forever
In deep blue seas of paper-mache
Let's dance in the moonlight
A barracuda chased our dog days away forever
Let's sink or swim 'til we fall in love
And dance in the moonlight
When we join the yacht club

I would rather go swimming with great white sharks
Than wade in romance
'Cause I can never find the courage
To ask her to dinner or even to dance
Let's dance in the moonlight

Don't sweat under your overcoat
'Cause my heart can't harbor this paddle boat
You'll hit the bottom of the highest note
And the chatty tree frogs
Will never wanna leave your throat

I wish that we could sail our sad days away forever
In deep blue seas of paper-mache
Let's dance in the moonlight
A barracuda chased our dog days away forever
Let's sink or swim 'til we fall in love
And dance in the moonlight
When we join the yacht club

Let go of the world you know
And plug in the party lights
Soak your cares in the solar flares
That light up these island nights

Orange eclipse, I can taste your lips
In the citrus afternoon
If you can fly, don't stop at the sky
'Cause there's footprints on the moon
It was you

I wish that we could sail our sad days away forever
In deep blue seas of paper-mache
Let's dance in the moonlight
A barracuda chased our dog days away forever
Let's sink or swim 'til we fall in love
And dance in the moonlight
When we join the yacht club

Let's dance in the moonlight
When we join the yacht club