Guns and Alcohol

You ain't got to be worried about your day-to-day
You ain't got to listen to what the big man say
Never have no problem that you can't solve at all
When you got guns and alcohol
I'm talkin' 'bout guns and alcohol

Burglars in the neighborhood, they don't stand a chance
Tuck their little tails and run when it's time to dance
No one ever fucks with me when I go to the mall
'Cause I got guns and alcohol
Talking 'bout

I'm goin' on Sunday
I'm goin' on Monday
I'm goin' on every Tuesday too
I'm goin' on a Wednesday
I'm goin' on Thursday
'Cause I need guns and alcohol
Talkin' 'bout guns and alcohol

Party time is excellent with all of the above
It's the least that I can do for everyone I love
Now wrap your chest in an orange vest and I'll see you in the fall
We got guns and alcohol
I'm talkin' 'bout guns and alcohol
I've got guns and alcohol