Pat Me On The Ass

[Verse 1]
Playing high school football
Really is a gas
I hope we win so all
My buddies can pat me on the ass

[Chorus]
Pat me on the ass (On the ass!)
Pat me on the ass (On the ass!)
Pat me on the ass I'm a winner every time

[Verse 2]
Our quarterback's a hottie
And when he makes a pass
I wish he'd make one at me
Or at least pat me on the ass

[Chorus]
Pat me on the ass (On the ass!)
Pat me on the ass (On the ass!)
Pat me on the ass I'm a winner every time

[Verse 3]
I love our wide receiver
'Cause when he makes the catch
I always try to be the first
To pat him on the ass

[Verse 4]
Our coach is my role model
He's got so much class
I want to make the big play
So he'll pat me on the ass

[Chorus]
Pat me on the ass (On the ass!)
Pat me on the ass (After class!)
Pat me on the ass (On the ass!)
Pat me on the ass (After class!)
Pat me on the ass I'm a winner every time