You Mess Around & Get a Buzz

Down in Clarksdale at the Po Monkey Club
They had cold beer in a claw foot tub
I sprinkled hot sauce on some pickled pig feet
I started drinking and forgot to eat
 
You mess around and get a buzz
It could be trouble
You mess around and get a buzz
You're seeing double
You mess around and get a buzz
I know for sure
If you mess around and get a buzz you'll want some more
 
My best friend, handsome Jimmy, works at the bar
He's got some hydrocodones in his car
Tonight I'll surprise him in the parking lot
I'll put out my 38 and take all he's got
 
Some toothless she male with Marlboro light breath
Sold me some ecstasy and crystal meth
I spent three days tweaking with that he girl
We were flying on a super sonic tilt a whirl

I woke up this morning in the Lee County jail
My mama showed up and she paid my bail
She's such an enabler I love her so much
I kissed her on the cheek and said let's keep in touch