The Time for Cheering is Here (Greg’s Theme)
[Verse 1]
Screw mathematics and William Shakespeare
The time for cheering is here
Grab your Wii 'mote, make sure your space is clear
Greg is drawing near!
[Pre-Chorus 1]
He's been banned from the football team
Because he punched some kid in the spleen
And now he is dead so he's
[Chorus]
Coming for your place on the cheer team
So he's coming for your place on the cheer team
[Verse 2]
Every year, the cheer team never wins
And takes it on their chins
So he'll replace all these pathetic has-beens
With his five identical twins
[Pre-Chorus 2]
Greg and Greg and Greg and Greg
And Greg and Greg will run
This school forever, f*ck yeah!
[Bridge]
I wish Greg would stop staring at me
I wish Greg would please stop staring at me
[Chorus]
He's coming for your place on the cheer team
He's coming for your place on the cheer team