They Love Me

Oh! What a trip! What a wonderful trip!
And to think that I was worried
At the start of the trip!
I must confess that I was filled with doubt
But there was really nothing to worry about!

They love me, they love me!
I'm welcome everywhere with open arms!
They love me, they love me!
I never knew I had so many charms!

In Pakistan they took me sailing
On a lovely lake in India they let me see
A mongoose kill a snake
Because they love me, they love me
An' they want me to come back again!

They love me, they love me!
In Tokyo they think that i'm a dream
They claimed me an' named me
"America's ambassador supreme"

They always have a banquet
On the day that I arrive
In Borneo they made me eat an octopus alive!
Because they love me? they love me
An' they want me to come back again!

They love me, they love me!
With every place I visit it's the same!
They meet me, an' greet me!
With every kind of present you can name!

A chieftain in New Guinea
With his forehead painted red
Presented me with a poison arrow
An' a shrunken head
Because they love me oh, they love me
An' they want me to come back again!

They love me, they love me!
I smile when I'm presented with a key!
In Thailand 'twas my land
I spent a happy day from two to three!

The day I left Arabia
My seat was full of bumps
They made me ride a camel
Where i sat between the humps!
Because they love me they love me
An' they want me to come back
They want me to come back
They want me to come back again!