Little Ol Me

[Intro]
The samurai goes home to Japan
To explain to his village what happened
They cook for him
And nurse him back to mental health
Oh yes they do
His elderly mother
Part time ham radio operator
Learns that Disney's been cryogenically frozen
The samurai says "Dear mother
If Disney's to be re-ani-mated in the future
I need to be there
I'll tear his heart out
When he gets thawed out
I can't believe that
His brain of steel is just chillin'
When I killed the villain
I need to be there
Oh Ma don't you understand?
To kill him again
(I should have known that)
Killin' him once was too easy
Killin' him twice will hopefully
Kill the bastard indefinitely
If he keeps him from makin' more movies
I'll kill the bastard indefinitely if it keeps him from makin' more movies
I'll the kill the bastard
I'll kill the bastard again!

[Pre-Chorus]
You really think
You found a glitch
Oh in the Matrix
Bitch, you gonna hate it when
You wake up thinkin' you free
And the first thing you see
Is a bad memory
In the shape
Of Little Ol' Me

[Chorus]
You really think
You found a portal?
You don't deserve to be immortal
(You don't)

You really think
You found a portal?
You don't deserve to be immortal
(You don't)

You really think
You found a portal?
You don't deserve to be immortal
(You don't)