Dibs, Hawaii.

I just wanna be your internet surfer boyfriend
I just wanna be your Hawaiian Vampire friend

It's alright if you say no, I didn't call dibs, I didn't know
It's alright if you say no, I didn't call dibs, I didn't know

I wish I could have misspelled words in the right way for you
I wish I had enjoyed the songs that I found so unpleasant

No we weren't all born in Brooklyn, I was raised another way
No we weren't all born in Brooklyn and I don't care about LA