Leaf Surfer

Noticed how you roll em baby
You must not be from around here
Practice driving in your car
In funeral home parking lots

Wanna be a leaf surfer baby
Can you teach me how?
Wanna be an internet surfer
Can you teach me how?
Wanna be a leaf surfer baby
Can you teach me how?
Wanna be an internet surfer
Can you teach me how?

In your backyard practicing karate
In your front seat ain't no Bugatti
Do they have the same swears on the West coast?
Do they have the same swears in Europe?

Wanna be a leaf surfer baby
Can you teach me how?
Wanna be an internet surfer
Can you teach me how?
Wanna be a leaf surfer baby
Can you teach me how?
Wanna be an internet surfer
Can you teach me how?
Wanna be a little league slugger
Can you teach my how?
Wanna be Petite League MVP
Can you teach me how?