Thee Leg Song

Can I sleep with you?
Such a lovely leg
Such a lovely leg

I want to eat your leg
I wanna eat your leg
So the days roll by
Hot and sticky
And I said my oh my
You are pretty
But really I just wanted to eat your leg
And i wanted to make you feel safe
Because I have a special obsession
And it's nearly too late
Such a lovely leg
Such a lovely leg
Such a lovely leg
She said

And now you are laying on the floor
And I think you are begging for more
So I pull out my chainsaw
I cut you in two
And if you lie screaming
I start to eat the other half of you
Such a lovely leg
Such a lovely leg
I wanna
I wanna eat your leg (eat eat eat)
I wanna eat
Your leg (eat eat eat)

Darling
Don't split below
Don't tell me the problem
I am aware of my obsessions
Infact I love them
But I just love your leg
I love your leg
And now there's people outside
There knockng on my door
I think I better hurry up
And eat some more
Such a lovely leg
Such a lovely leg
I wanna eat your leg
I wanna eat your leg

It's such a shame
I have to do this to you
But now I must go
And as I walk down the street again
I start to listen
Perhaps there's someone else there
And their legs glisten
Santa Claus was here tonight
He gave me something special
And as the days go by...