Intervention For A Good Mood

...Wearing Viking helmets and they're like shooting lasers at each other
It's like, it's just fucking epic, dude
And you should, you should see the one where, like, the guy has the vacuum cleaner
And he's like (No) running over the, over the rug (Dude) and then like...but
Um, yeah, um, kind of reminds me of something we've been meaning to talk to you about
(Yeah)
Help me out here, uh, I mean
Yeah, it...
I don't know how to put this, uh, gently, so, uh
I'm just gonna come out and say it, uh
Your, uh, your positive vibes and your, and your attitude
Your positive attitude, your, you know, just being happy in general
Is just not good for metal (Yeah, man)
And we need to, we need to, we need to put a stop to it, man
We're here for you, though
No, dude, I feel the hate and darkness
Dude, you're smiling right now
This isn't a smile! It's an upside down frown!
No, dude, there hasn't been one negative thing to come out of your mouth
Since we left and got on tour, dude
Get fuckin' angry!
We gotta carry all this hate weight on our shoulders and you have, you're not helping
You gotta share the hate weight
Yeah
I hate...not eating cupcakes
Oh, come on, man, you can do better than that, dude!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, that's a start (Okay)
It's something
I hate when the day goes...pretty good
Jesus
You need to go to the vet and get yourself a hate puppy
Do you love the puppy?
No, you hate, you hate it, you hate it 'cause it hates you (Hate puppy)
You need a good, warm, light beer in you every once in a while, man
What about, what about lukewarm?
Or you can just take a really good beer and just drink it really hot
Yeah
Microwave it (Flat)
Yeah, put it in the microwave for a little while, see if that works
Think about what you hate, man
I hate...
Fuck
Oh man, we got a long...
No, I got this, I got this, I got this
I hate when...I'm playing the guitar and I break a, I break a string
Okay, okay, destruction, destruction's pretty cool, man
That's what you gotta start thinking about
Okay, okay, I hate...I do hate warm beer
Yeah, oh man, you can spit it on me
I don't know how I've never seen this before, but
Can I hate you?
Dude, you need to hate me like warm beer, buddy