Suicide Bombshell
Last year I took a summer vacation in Iraq without any reason
Shortly after I arrived in Baghdad I noticed it was mating season
I took a stroll across the old bazaar where the asphalt was hot and steaming
When without warning a woman caught my eye, lord I thought I was dreaming
Dark hair and I swear I had tears in my eyes
Desert hoe with a camel toe what a pleasant surprise
She's my suicide bombshell
My Arabian belle
Hot and highly explosive
She'll blow your ass straight to hell
She asked for my name and why I came to this cursed land
She invited me to her place so I said yeash and she grabbed my hand
At home she took of her chador and I expected to see lingerie
But instead of a bra and thong she wore a belt packed with TNT
For this view I was not prepared
She just smiled and said don't be scared
I love Allah and I live for jihad
But tonight you shall be my stud
Tomorrow I'll fulfill my destiny
Right in front of the US embassy
I fell asleep after we were done
When I woke up I saw that she was gone
She left a note on the bed that said
When you read this, babe, I'm already dead
She's my suicide bombshell
Who made my pants swell
She never got to know me
But she knew Saddam well
Bomb
Shell
From
Hell