Feisty Schoolmarm

She was a feisty schoolmarm
She was a feisty schoolmarm
She was a feisty schoolmarm
She was a feisty schoolmarm

Paisley on acid
The incense was burning
Coloured lights
My friend wants to sing:

I brought my lunch and I climbed a tree
I brought my lunch because I had planned
To spend a long time in the tree
Well, when I got there, I was not alone
No, eh, Zdeiv was there
And Khrisce was there
And Ehrwynn was there
Oh, I didn't have enough lunch for them
And I had to sing
I sang:
Oh everyone, oh everyone
Oh everyone, here today

Well, they didn't like my song
So I had to climb down the tree
I still had my lunch
But on the way down the tree
One of the girls pinched my behind
And OHH it hurt
So I got down to the bottom
And who did I meet but a Frenchman
And he said, You'd better sing
And so I sang, Oh everybody is gone