Teen Routines
R. Stevie Moore
I am getting very tired of the routine of you
Everyone seems to ask me, what's the scoop on you?
I don't know what's going on
Or what I want you to do
You keep doing the same things
You are crazy
You are boring
You are lazy
You're ignoring
All my feelings of affection
It's a dull routine
A teen routine
What will you do when
Your adolescent boyfriends
Break their teen routines?
Try a person who is an adult
Try to get with someone older
And as a result
You never ever think of being
Immature or inconvenient
Everybody notices that
Your behavior is improving
Suddenly you've got your shit together
And you know how to smile
Yes, I am getting very tired of teen routines
Everybody seems to ask me what it means
And I tell 'em