XXX-Mas

Tell me what you wanna see under your tree.

The list you gave to Santa better include me.

It’s an X-X-X-mas.

It’s an X-X-X-mas.

Tell me what you wanna see under your tree.

The list you gave to Santa better include me.

It’s an X-X-X-mas.

It’s an X-X-X-mas.

Dear Santa,

I’m gonna be a bad bitch.

So I don’t care if you don’t get me what I wish.

Just to keep it real, all I really want is D.

Don’t need a gift, but still slide down my chimney.

Deck the halls, then drop your drawers. I need to go to

Mistletoe with you and me, let’s get freaky.

Doing things that make us go fa-la-la-la-la

When you put it on me I go fa-la-la-la-la

If you ask nicely, I’ll do whatever you want, bruh.

On this Christmas, you can come and get this.

Bet you taste insane. Give me your candy cane.

Tell me what you wanna see under your tree.

The list you gave to Santa better include me.

It’s an X-X-X-mas.

It’s an X-X-X-mas.

Tell me what you wanna see under your tree.

The list you gave to Santa better include me.

It’s an X-X-X-mas.

It’s an X-X-X-mas.

Dashing through the snow,

Riding on top of your sleigh.

It won’t be a silent night if I can have my way.

Stuff my stocking so deep until I can’t no mo-.

From nice to naughty, when you’re making me your ho-ho-ho.

It’s a HOEliday, I’ve got something to celebrate.

I’ve been baking all day and I know you want my cake.

Come and get it, be my gingerbread man.

And I’ll do positions she can’t.

I can do a bridge.

I can do the splits.

Do reverse reindeer.

Boy, I’m full of tricks.

I can bend in a pretzel,

Get down on my knees.

Whatever you want, just give me Christmas D.

Tell me what you wanna see under your tree.

The list you gave to Santa better include me.

It’s an X-X-X-mas.

It’s an X-X-X-mas.

Tell me what you wanna see under your tree.

The list you gave to Santa better include me.

It’s an X-X-X-mas.

It’s an X-X-X-mas.