Mr. Noodles Favorite Ghost Story

"OK, you'll probably relate to this story... It's about a paper boy just like you
One morning, a young boy named Jimmy went out to deliver papers, and then he disappeared
No one knows where he went, and they never found out what happened to him... But, those who know, know
Jimmy ended up in the back of a limousine and was delivered to a Masonic lodge in the middle of the night
They placed Jimmy inside of an animal carcass
He could see through the mouth of the carcass and what hе saw was beyond hell
Jimmy saw little boys and girls with all of thеir bones broken hanging from hooks
Some of them had their limbs tied into knots but they were still alive and they were screaming
Old men wearing only black robes entered the room and selected one of the children
They placed it onto a table and began masturbating into a hexagram
As this was happening, one of the men used a scalpel to cut the face of the child completely off
And then he wore it like a ghastly mask!
They began stabbing the child with long pointed needles in areas that would cause the slowest bleedout
This child must suffer for as long as possible... It must remain in a state of absolute pain
Jimmy watched in terror as they pulled the tongue completely out
Each of the men took turns putting the tongue inside of their mouths
One by one they spoke in a language no one understood
They were speaking out the sigils formed by the broken bodies of the children hanging from the hooks
Their twisted forms were an alphabet and they were reciting a spell to summon the chosen one
And so came he... The chosen one came crawling out, entering the world at last
Climbing out from the hole in the mouth... Slowly emerged a large fetid black fly... The chosen one
Its body was the size of a dreidel, its skin was an opalescent rainbow which it displayed with pride
It was fornicating as it rose, trembling in a disgusting and vulgar rhythmic manner
This caused the thymus of the child to erupt, splattering glandular fluids all over the chosen one
The fat black fly made clicking sounds that were soon joined by the sounds of small bones breaking
It shook its slimy wings against the lifeless lips
Pressing its rear legs against the back of the throat for counterbalance
And as it exited the fleshly temple, it vomited forth a noxious yellow pus in voluminous amounts
The men gathered round with excitement and formed a six pointed star with their defiled crooked penises
From the star shone an ethereal glow, every color in the rainbow minus one.. and it was scintillating
And as they writhed in the child blood, tantalizing adrenalin and their own bodily filths
They each took turns wearing the childs face.. and Johnny.. it looked just like your face! can you believe it?
It was as if you were staring directly into a mirror of your own self
And that's Mr. Noodles' favorite ghost story"
"I don't like that story, Mister"
"Yes you do, you just need a SpongeBob ice cream pop to get into the spirit
We must sleep now, we have much work ahead of us"
The moon looked down upon them as both fell into a long deep slumber
There were no sounds at all... Even the wind grew silent, as if waiting with quiet anticipation