I Pledge Allegiance
I-I-I-I-I-I pledge alle-e-e-e-e-e-e-giance
To the burning flag
Of the United S-S-S-S-States
Of Horror
And to the D̴̫̈́e̷̟͕̿a̵͙̼̔t̷̹̰̋̔h̵̙͈͂ḳ̷̹̑̑u̵͎̫̅̓l̴͍̬͌̉t̵̻͙͆
For which it s-s-s-s-s-stands
One nation under nine- nine- nine- nines
For liberty and justice
For the dead, dead, dead, dead
Dead, dead, dead, dead
Dead, dead, dead, dead
Dead, dead, dead, dead
Dead, dead, dead, dead
Dead, dead, dead, dead
Oh, what was- what was that- oh, he- oh, here it comes!
Don't- oh, I can't stop it!