Dancing Is My Dump Stat

Awkwardly shuffle my feet
Swing my arms in a bad impersenation of a windmill
Almost in time with the beat
But bad enough that every awkward spasm is a Buzzkill

I'm smooth and melifluous
And look good in a hat
My lyrics are pure poetry
And meaningful at that
I've got this musician thing
Straight up right down pat
But dancing, dancing is my dump stat

I have never liked point buy
So I rolled 6 and assigned them where I wanted
Got 5 18s and a 5
A brilliant set stats deserving to be flaunted

Something must be sacrificed
To the gap in the array
To achieve total dominance
There's a price to pay
I'm one bag of potato chips
Short of all of that
So dancing, dancing is my dump stat

Not so much "movеs like jagger"
More likе the Goonies' Chunk
Don't have a lot of swagger
So that's we play punk

Dancing. Dancing is my dump stat. I don't feel like
Dancing. Dancing is my dump stat. I'm no good at dancing
Dancing. Dancing is my dump stat. Please don't take me dancing
Dancing. Dancing is my dump stat