Nancy Drew
Brian Pittman / Matthew Hoopes / Matthew Thiessen / Stephen Cushman
I got this thing for Nancy Drew.
Her hair is blonde her eyes are blue.
Yeah, I think that I'm falling in love.
I wish she'd say she'd marry me, and why she won't is a mystery.
Yeah, I know its me she thinks of.
Nancy Drew, I love you (Yes I do).
One time these criminals with their guns
they thought it would be fun to try and kill my Nancy Drew.
I jumped out and saved her life, then asked her to be my wife.
She said, "No, I'll never marry you!"
It's a really big mystery.
I'll put the Hardy Boys on the case.
Cause no time in history has someone denied my face.