Hotline Bling (In Five and Drunk)

[Spoken]
Thank you ladies and gentlemen
I’m Richard Cheese and this my
Lounge Against The Machine band

This is a song by Drake

But I gotta be honest with you…
“Drake no bueno”

So we figured we’d step in and take his song
“Hotline Bling” and fix it

You notice my jazz cats here are playin’ this in
5/4 time
One, two three four five
Two, two three four five

That’s right, this isn’t a 4/4 song like everything else
This song is in “Five”… yeah

But there’s a problem - I don’t know where to come in!
W-w- How do I know when to start singing?

So I have a littlе trick that I use
I multiply five times four…
And I comе in on twenty

So now ladies and gentlemen
Here is “Hotline Bling” … in twenty

You ready fellas?
You listening Drake?

[Verse 1]
You used to call me on my cell phone
Late-night when you need my love
Call me on my cell phone
Late-night when you need my love
And I know when that hotline bling
That can only mean one thing
And I know when that hotline bling
That can only mean one thing

Ever since I left the city, you
Started wearing less and goin' out more
Glasses of champagne out on the dance floor
Hangin' with some girls I've never seen before

You used to call me on my cell phone
Late-night when you need my love
Call me on my cell phone
Late-night when you need…
...my love

[Spoken]
Fixed it