Project Bailey
[Verse 1]
Fucked a dude in Detroit
He had a large cock, his name was Troy
You thought I was gay, I ain't no fucking queer
It's getting really fucking hot in here
I'll kill a bitch, bury him in LA
I need someone to call my bae
Called my side chick and asked for some head
She understood my pain so she got in my bed
You already know I fucked yo bitch and took her to the store
She asked for more dick but I had to go
A girl sat on my lap, I asked for a dance
After the dance I got in her pants
Went to San Fran
Fucked a Trans Man
Hope he still got a kitty kat
Even if he don't, there's a hole, that's that
Came to the woods to fuck my goth girlfriend
She was hanging from a tree, ain't stopping me from hitting that rear end
Ate her corpse out, now I'm wanted by the cops
Got off scott free by giving them the slops
Y'all think I'm insane but it's a normal Texas day
You're a fucking snowflake, I don't care what you say
Fucked a british bitch, tea came out her pussy
She wasn't too happy, maybe I was a little pushy
I like them fucking titties, not too small and not too big
When I do you in bed, I wanna see them things jig
Feeling down bad, might love on my cousin
Nothing most bitches do that she doesn't
Be right back, gonna drink a lot
Throw up all over the parking lot
I'm gonna make you slit your wrist
When we're done I'm gonna take a piss
Bitches ask me why I'm so popular
It's cuz I rap about drugs everyday, sorry officer
Stop asking what's my set and what I rep
I'll leave you crying by my doorstep
Sometimes fame is a pain in the ass
Standards are high, one mistake and you're eating grass
Imma dye my hair blue and make a new gender
Someone sent me hate mail, return to sender
I came home to see you fucked my dog in the bum
As a punishment you're gonna swallow my cum
Turn up the steereo, play the song that I made
If you don't groove along, I'll pull out the blade
Went to the spa
Saw your mother in a bra
I told her "Hey, Breastfeed me!"
I hope I wasn't being too greedy
Been pimpin ever since birth
I'm the lord of this ungodly earth
Get on your knees and pray for me
Don't touch my crotch, you gay for me?
People fuck wit my music and say it's great
They keep asking for more hits, damn, wait!
The process isn't easy, there's lots of frustration
You're running from danger, I'm running a nation
A nation of minions and bitches who want me
You're buzzing around like a pestering flea
Bunch of gay queers asked me to pop a tit
They won't stop asking, just take a fucking hint
Hit up my best friend, Bailey
Hooked her up with Tom Brady
Made a mistake so I knocked him out and stole his rings
I'm the new goat, goin to LVI
Gonna get number eight at SoFi
Might shoot my shot
She kinda hot
I'm getting hella bold at this rate
If I'm friendzoned I'll run outta state
Once I'm famous a statue will be erected
The plaque will read "Erection Detected"
I can go to LA or back to Baytown
We can go fishing, just don't drown
You'll be catching bass while I'll be getting black drum
I got a confession, I drank some rum and fucked your mum
I hope you're not mad, I couldn't control myself
I was stalking her like the elf on the shelf
Bitches told me to tie the noose
Let's go play duck duck goose
Duck stands for your life
Goose is for my knife