Soaking in the Sun
[Verse 1]
Saw your sister at the beach today
Grabbed her ass and called her my bae
Her pussy is mine, you fucking creep
Go back to watching hentai in your Jeep
I slathered her in sunscreen, and with my cum
You get no bitches while I'm fucking some bum
She looks sexy as fuck in her bikini
Something's rising up, it's my motherfucking weenie
She said to me "How about this heat?"
I said back "Just beat my fucking meat!"
Got my shades on, time to fuck some ladies
We're cruising downtown in my Mercedes
From Galveston to Myrtle, out in LA
The size of my dick will drive them cray-cray
[Chorus]
We're soaking in the sun
Having a lot of fun
If you kill the mood, I've got my gun
If you're rubbing on me, I think you've won
You look so sexy when your shirts undone
We're soaking in the sun
Having a lot of fun
If you fuck with me, you better run
You're whiter than me, you're homespun
The day is almost over, but the partys just begun
[Verse 2]
I get so horny when I see her melons
My cock will erupt like Mount Saint Helens
I'll cum on her till she's sticky like ice cream
Having sex with her is the American Dream
We're blasting my songs while I blast her insides
Sex in the summer, I fuck with these vibes
Shout-out to my fans who support me till the end
Unlike other artists I can call you my friend
The sun is setting now, but we're partying all night
Sweating my balls off, you're out if you cough
Your time is one-off, your rhymes make me scoff
You tryna go diamond but can't even go gold
Quit trying to rap, you had zero copies sold
I'll snap your CD in half, you'll be kicked out by my staff
We'll spit on your tape and laugh, you don't get an autograph
[Chorus]
We're soaking in the sun
Having a lot of fun
If you kill the mood, I've got my gun
If you're rubbing on me, I think you've won
You look so sexy when your shirts undone
We're soaking in the sun
Having a lot of fun
If you fuck with me, you better run
You're whiter than me, you're homespun
The day is almost over, but the partys just begun
[Bridge]
I had to rap dirty to scare the kids away
I'll be signing some CDs in the cafe
These three months will be ones to never forget
Spend that dough until you're neck deep in debt
If you're still here it's time for the good part
Number one on the motherfuckin chart
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!)
[Verse 3]
Cruising down Galveston
Fucked a bitch named Allison
Went and built a sand castle
I'm the king, no need to hassle
I'll blow some sand in your eyes
And make you some mud pies
Off to the stand for some food
I'll get you some, I ain't that rude
Bought some memorabillia
And a drink for Amelia
Know their names, got the keys to their hearts
Took her with me to throw some darts
The moon shines bright but my smile's even brighter
This party is so lit we're pulling an all nighter
I want this night to never end
I'll leave this place with your girlfriend
Rain and snow won't slow this flow
You're a friend right now but by morning you'll be a foe
Me and her drank too much and got fucking plastered
Even when you're sober you're a fucking bastard
Took her to the hotel room
Fucked her hard and smelled that perfume
My cum gave the walls a fucking paint job
When we finished she began to sob
She said I'd ditch her on the road
That alone made my head explode
I said I'd stay with her if she wanted me to
She said back that's what you should do
(We're soaking in the sun
Having a lot of fun
If you kill the mood, I've got my gun
If you're rubbing on me, I think you've won
You look so sexy when your shirts undone)
[Chorus]
We're soaking in the sun
Having a lot of fun
If you kill the mood, I've got my gun
If you're rubbing on me, I think you've won
You look so sexy when your shirts undone
We're soaking in the sun
Having a lot of fun
If you fuck with me, you better run
You're whiter than me, you're homespun
The day is almost over, but the partys just begun