Minor Man

I'm going with a meanie man
He really gets me down
Love songs? Well, they lied to me
And dreamt von Walther
I said, "I love you"...protestation
You responded...expostulation
I came to visit...procession
You expressed your interest...demolition
You said, "I'm sorry"...apologician
I said, "That's fine"...absolution

I'm going with a meanie man
Love songs told me lies
They promised me I'd fly away -
Fly away, my arse!

You are my heart's desire
Lamentation
My heart's on firе
Cardiac incineration
I have no passion
No passion at all
Only the cold flow of rationality
If I showеd the passion of which I have none
I would be unfashionable
Therefore, I'm passionless
But purporting I enamour
Of having fashion without passion
I'd become passionate
You'd steal me away!

You'd just steal me away...
Here I sit waiting to be unseated by passion