Extra Fool’s Day
Robert Pollard
He came from the academy
Said "I'll never live it out"
But that's a reasonable price
For a church on the rocks
And it's perfect for combatting
This gigantic stress
On Extra Fool's Day
The secret's in the mud
And would you risk a felony?
I ask you Margaret, Seth, and Bob
Norman, Rick, or Melanie
It's unquestionable
Joy sounds great
So ripe was I
So as not to be late
On Extra Fool's Day