Johnny Optimist
Robert Pollard
Johnny Optimist
Had a face destroyed by cars
Was an accident of birth
But it never got him down
He's a terrible burden
On the quest for perfection
Yeah, he's such an infection
But it never gets him down
No it never gets him down
And he comes out on top
Like a post car crash Jan & Dean
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