Professional Goose Trainer
Robert Pollard
Guys like you are expected to
Drive a hair through a stone pillar
It's hard in there
It's a hard sell to be a decorated man
Been there, done that
You want something more priceless
But you eat too much, shit too much
How many times in the dirt?
So fast it's scary
We're not in the habit of mercy, looking in whilst out there
That, if anything is no one's curse a different kind of "try out"
For better or for worse
For better or for worse
Professional goose trainer
Know you're star
Right you are
Professional goose trainer
Bar your hole
Trap your soul
Professional goose trainer
Finger king
Fashion your ring
Professional goose trainer
Fat or lean
Very clean
Guys like you are expected to
Drive a hair through a stone pillar
It's hard in there