Viagra

Can they make a drug to help you
Through all that to keep your
Organs in tact until your golden years?
No can they make a drug
To give you mental clarity to your golden
Time? No they've got a drug
To make you harder than Chinese algebra!
Grandpa can have wood again

"I don't need the walker!" I see
That! And your Grandmother's going, "Oh
Shit! I thought the war was over!
Get me a tetanus shot if
You're going to stick me with
That rusty thing! Get away"

People have died on Viagra they had to
Have an open coffin! It's horrible people
Walking there going, "Oh God, I don't
Remember Pete being like that kids
Go get some horseshoes he would've
Wanted it that way"

And you run out of semen
And your testicles are going
"We've still got an
Erection, chief! Give me blood, give me
Urine, any fluid!" "Oh, God, please
Make this fucking shit go away!"

You do every goofy, fucking orgasmic thing

Fuck don't touch it don't don't- Don't look
At it! Don't even think about it!
And then you realize that God gave
You a penis and a brain
And only enough blood to run one at a
Time you have lost thoughts
From your childhood

Good night!