Clean this place up

I am the crunch in your cornflakes
The kick in your coffee
The dude with the high stakes
The king of the lobby
A broker, a seller
A gifted fortuneteller
A hunk and a healer
A high score achiever
Your creator, pace-maker
A real originator
Researcher, inquirer
A hot womanizer
He-man of the world
The sunlight of the day
Standing before you
But I hear you say

Clean this place up!
Take the dog out
Mend the bath tub
Give your kids a hug!
No more late nights
Of clubbing on the scene
Well I'm hearing what you say
But I don't get what you mean

I am the gold in your coalmine
Adrenaline pipeline
A dealer, a wheeler
A secret revealer
The guy on the billboard
The honorable Sir, Lord
A crooner, musician
James Bond on a mission
Rainmaker, chart breaker
A real man, no faker
The crown of creation
The craze of a nation
God's gift to the world
With my flag unfurled
Debonair, savoir faire
But you say: "I don't care!"

Clean this place up!
Take the dog out
Mend the bath tub
Give your kids a hug!
No more late nights
Of clubbing on the scene
Well I'm hearing what you say
But I don't get what you mean

Clean this place up!
Take the dog out
Mend the bath tub
Give your kids a hug!
No more late nights
Of clubbing on the scene
Well I'm hearing what you say

Clean this place up!
Take the dog out
Mend the bath tub
Give your kids a hug!
No more late nights
Of clubbing on the scene
Well I'm hearing what you say
But I don't get what you mean

I don't get what you mean