Somebody Get Me My Keys

I'm not the kind of guy to shy away from a good time
Love to turn it up until we're watching the sunrise
I tell a few jokes
Goodbye a couple folks
And then I'm on my way
But I don't want this night to end so we're not leaving it here
Come on get up in my truck and grab a couple more beers
We're gonna hit up the countryside
Take the scenic route
I'm on my way outside when I catch myself in the mirror
I'm staring at two of me
And I see the solution's much clearer
Somebody get me my keys 'cause I'm going for a drive
Out of inhibitions and I'm feeling alive tonight
I'm locked and loaded and I'm ready to go
This gon' be one hell of a show
I'm headed down the highway
Headlights facing my way
Oh but you know what I say
I don't think twice
Life ain't fun if you ain't rolling the dice
Somebody get me my keys
Somebody get me my keys
There's two types of people that you'll meet in this life
The one half are losers
The rest of them require a little bit of courage
In order to go full throttle
The kind that's at the bottom of a bottle
I'm the kind of guy that likes to get a little bit of beer in me
Before I go and operate some heavy machinery
It's a shot in the dark
Then a shot in the parking lot
The world is like a merry-go-round
There's nothing that'll stop me
When I've had a couple of beers
So let's all get in mine 'cause the good times
May be closer than they appear
Somebody get me my keys 'cause I'm going for a drive
Out of inhibitions and I'm feeling alive tonight
I'm locked and loaded and I'm ready to go
This gon' be one hell of a show
I'm headed down the highway
Headlights facing my way
Oh but you know what I say
I don't think twice
Life ain't fun if you ain't rolling the dice
Somebody get me my
Keys so I can keep rocking
'Round the clock I'm not stopping
Take a trip around the block
I gotta get home and I'm not walking
Leaving 'cause we're getting bored and
Disregarding every warning
Promise you ain't gon' find my name
In the paper tomorrow morning
Oh this post-booze-cruise
I choose just for the hell of it
I had about enough to drink to kill a baby elephant
The two yellow lines to my right starting to blur
Just a little bit (Just a little bit)
I could have my headlights out
And without 'em I still got a clear view
Oh you know that I can see just fine thanks to
Blue and red lights in my rearview
Somebody get me my keys 'cause I'm going for a drive
Out of inhibitions and I'm feeling alive tonight
I'm locked and loaded and I'm ready to go
This gon' be one hell of a show
I'm headed down the highway
Headlights facing my way
Oh but you know what I say
I don't think twice
Life ain't fun if you ain't rolling the dice
Somebody get me my keys
We're having a real good time
Got no destination and we're riding some high tonight
Revving my engine 'cause we're ready to go
This gon' be one hell of a show
I'm headed down the highway
Headlights facing my way
Oh but you know what I say
I don't think twice
Life ain't fun if you ain't rolling the dice
Somebody get me my keys
Somebody get me my keys