Saturday Afternoon Kung Fu Theater, Pt. 1

Saturday Afternoon
Kung-fu Theater!

Mommy
It's Saturday Afternoon Kung-Fu Theater

What's today's special feature?
Todays' special feature is Bobby Digital versus the RZA and the pit full of snakes

Turn my mic up a little bit
Yo, Bobby Digital

Ayo I could take a rain drop, turn it to an icicle
Pull off in that blue escalade, you still rockin' tricycles
Michael Myers mask on my face, copper filtered in
N-95 edition boy, I'm a virus killa
Try to quarantine me, my chi increase like Akira
Money coming in the mail, I got cheese like quesadilla
You're generic prosthetic pathetic, your rap is too synthetic
You can't cope with me kiddo, this is verbal athletics

Thirty-six pressure points we choose, hit that fatal
Aikido blow, Taekwondo whirlwind kick, tornadoes
Bobby Digital, back in black shampoo
It's like ah, Animal House, National Lampoon (haha)

Gag 'em up with a spoon, I got the bag in the other room
I bought a mansion, but still sleep in my mothers room
See me floatin' on my brothers yacht
Yo check it, here's another plot
Hip-hop was going cold, let me turn y'all on to something hot

Thirty-six pressure points, bong, that's fatal
Aikido blow, Taekwondo whirlwind kick, tornadoes
Bobby Digital, back in black shampoo
It's like ah, Animal House, National Lampoon

Classical physics
Mechanical physics and thermodynamics
Electromagnetism and quantum theory
These are some of the powers used by the great Bob Digital

Classical physics
Mechanical physics and thermodynamics
Electromagnetism and quantum mechanics
These are the tactics of Bobby Digital

Life may deal you a pill that's too hard to swallow
I'm getting mine today, they stay the sun will come out tomorrow
The Greece believe it was being dragged across the sky by Apollo
This ain't showtime or the old school daze of Giancarlo
Take it back to when Fred Sanford use to argue with Rallo
Back when Mike was learning to throw hands with the great Cus D'Amato
Plus the motto was flush the bottle of crack down the toilet
Before the spot was rushed by the narcos
Tony starks in dark clothes
Ambulance screechin', this homeless man was reachin'
Inside the garbage can for his evening meal
While the pope was still preachin
My fake friends, they still leechin'
They want my money, they want my laugh
They want my fame, but they won't accept my teachings'
Clear it out like its Clearasil
Revolve, spin like a Ferris wheel
A day off like Ferris Bueller, 'cause you popped a perc a pill
Pulled back the curtains, to reveal what you thought was real
But really wasn't really real, it was just a fuckin' pill

Thirty-six pressure points, bong, that's fatal
Aikido throw Taekwondo whirlwind kick, tornadoes
Bobby Digital, back in black shampoo
It's like ah, Animal House, National Lampoon

Thirty-six pressure points, bong, that's fatal
Aikido throw Taekwondo whirlwind kick, tornadoes
Bobby Digital, back in black shampoo
It's like ah, Animal House, National Lampoon

Bobby Digital!
Bobby Digital!
Bobby

Wow, mommy that was great
Can we watch another movie next Saturday?
Ah
Bobby Digital is so cool

Be sure to tune in next week
For the Mask Avengers and Heroes of the East