The Pitchman
JAMES DICKSON CRICHTON, IAN STEVENSON CRICHTON, JAMES GILMOUR, MICHAEL ANTHONY SADLER, STEPHEN WILLIAM NEGUS
What have you got for me this time
Can you make it sparkle
Can you make it shine
Have you got anything brighter
Something like that but a little bit tighter
[Chorus]
Pitchman, Pitchman
Sell me that Pitchman
Something I need has slipped my mind
I've come here to barter
I've come here to buy
I've got this town tucked in my back pocket
I can't seem to stop it
I just wish I had more time
I'm in a hurry can we wrap it up
Will you try to to scratch it
Don't mark it up
I've got a hunger for the things that sparkle
I've got a thirst for the things that shine
Everyone a winner
Everyone amazing
Everyone a shocker
Everyone to tantalize
Don't mark it up!
Everyone a sure thing
Everything's tempting
Everyone must tantalize
But don't mark it up!
[Repeat Chorus]