Let’s Call the Whole Thing Off
[Verse 1]
You say either, and I say either
You say neither, and I say neither
Either, either
Neither, neither
Let's call the whole thing off
You like potatoes, and I like potatoes
You like tomatoes, and I like tomatoes
Potatoes, potatoes
Tomatoes, tomatoes
Let's call the whole thing off
[Bridge]
But oh, if we call the whole thing off
Then we must part
And oh, if we ever part
Then that might break my heart
[Verse 2]
So, you wear pajamas, and I wear pajamas
I wear pajamas and give up pajamas
And for we know we need each other so
We better call the calling off off
Better call the whole thing off
[Instrumental Break]
[Bridge]
Oh, if we call the whole thing off
Then we must part
Oh, if we ever part
Then that might break my heart
[Verse 3]
So, if you like oysters, and I like oysters
I'll order oysters and cancel the oysters
For we know we need each other so
We'd better call the calling off off
We'd better call the whole thing off