The Porn Song

You give yourself to
All of us
Sharing all your
Nakedness
A temporary
Happiness
It's you

There's a hole in your butt where the doodie comes out
There's a hole in your butt where the penis goes in
Your vagina has so many penises in it that you might as well talk about the times there are none it
'cuz those are the times
That are more unique!

Do you ever take drugs so that you can have sex without crying?
Yeah, yeah
Do you ever take drugs so that you can have sex without crying?
Yeah, yeah

There's a dream in your head that will never come true
There's a stickyness all over and it didn't come from you
You wish your dad had been there but more often times he was not
You cannot put your arms around the dirty gang-bang cumshot
But that's all you get
That's all you get!

Do you ever take drugs so that you can have sex without crying?
Yeah, yeah

All the penises in the country
All the penises in the world
All the penises in the galaxy
Won't fill your heart-hole
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