We Say Grace in This Goddamn Band, Mister

My dick is graceful
My dick is graceful

So, I reply when you ask me of me and mine:
We're spending three weeks recovering in an apartment half the size
Of the home we half-own in the pop-punk small town Jake taught me to loathe
This city boy was Less Than Him but impressed him when I took off my clothes
That is to say through the gibberish the millennial life, I've lived it
An atheist with no place to piss, this tryst glistening above my wrist conflicts it
Perverted, gay and ready to burn, G-R-A-C-E Kelly taught me the term
And speaking of my wife and children
For those who wish to kill them it's all good!

I can't stand this place but I have grace
Wasted on a waste, got so much grace
I'll teach you taste when I fuck your face up
This dick is graceful
When the church invades, show them my grace
Hot air inflates balloon-boy waist
Still rue the warmth spent in your embrace
My dick is a graceful dick
So be grateful, dick

So don't pretend you weren't listening all through the flu
To what Rolling Stone referred to decades ago as some verbal kung-fu
She held the article up for the neighbours to marvel at the Fairfax Jew
But when Marvel dropped me, DC didn't impress her she's not talking to me either, too
And this may not be as specific as that one Woody-winning biopic
That biopsied Henry with irony lost on those who label me a dick
But this dick has grace and grace means forgiveness
Forgive the basics in your city limits
Say Anything from Hollywood, California
Don't say we didn't. What's up?

I can't stand this place but I have grace
Wasted on a waste, got so much grace
I'll teach you taste when I fuck your face up
This dick is graceful
When the church invades, show them my grace
Hot air inflates balloon-boy waist
Still rue the warmth spent in your embrace
My dick is a graceful

When the church invades, but I have grace
Wasted on a waste, got so much grace
I'll teach you taste when I fuck your face up
My dick is graceful
I have so much grace and I can't stand this place
And I've got the dick that's got so much grace
My dick is a graceful

I am falling out of love with Texas
She is clawing out of love with Texas