Mistress Appears At Funeral

Dressed in black, I'm ready for mourning
Show ample thigh to keep it sporty
Twice around the block, sat an hour once parked
Doors creaked open, and everybody watched

Wife is double over with grief
She's pretty but pinched, the old model me
Heaven for him was somewhere between
House cat and stray, it measured the same

I sit in the back, I wait for my turn
A cousin speaks, I keep my eyes forward
I'm crying too much, people may guess
I stifle a choke, they certainly know
Co-workers and friends, how many suspect?
Siblings and mother, can they smell it?

Wife is double over with grief
She's pretty but pinched, the outmoded me
Heaven for him was somewhere between
House cat and stray, it measured the same

I kneel at my man, I take my time
Estate is theirs but this is mine

Wife looks up, she finally sees
The unpleasant mirror, the miserable me
Heaven for him, but what did he leave?
House cat and stray, rendered the same