No B-Sides
I'm sorry but there's no B-sides left for Ornament and Crime
I appreciate those who return each week and visit all the time
But do not fret 'cause I have not yet released the album true
It's not up to me but the powers that be why its release is overdue
So hopefully we'll all live to see dear Ornament and Crime
And in the meantime, know the time is still planning to blow your mind
So please, oh please, don't make MP3s and trade them 'cause that sucks
And if I find you've gone behind my back, I'll kick you in the nuts
And after your nuts heal and all is well, and it is finally time
We'll all sit back and have a snack with ol' Ornament and Crime