Kittens

Last weekend daddy bought a boyfriend
Short and sweet somewhere shy of sixteen
Brought him home nailed him on the carpet
We all laughed at his little dance, well
Late that night hid it all from mother
Saw the nails and knew it anyway so
Last weekend spent a lot of time in crying

As often said but never done
Your feline girls
Your canine sons
At home they've got a lot of things to do
At home they've got a lot of things to do
As people say but never do
The half is lies the rest is truе

Last weekend daddy bought a boyfriend
Short and sweet somewhеre south of Asia
Brought him home in a mystery picnic
We all laughed at his little dance, well
Late that night hid it all from mother
Saw the nails and knew it anyway so
Last weekend spent a lot of time in crying

As often said but never done
Your feline girls
Your canine sons
At home they've got a lot of things to do
At home they've got a lot of things to do
As people say but never do
The half is lies the rest is true

(do you believe in [?] Arabic [?])

As often said but never done
Your feline girls
Your canine sons
At home they've got a lot of things to do
At home they've got a lot of things to do
As people say but never do
The half is lies the rest is true