Keanu Reeves

Un, dos, tres, qua

Theme from Rocky
The theme from speed
They all end with me wishing
That I was Keanu Reeves

Cause Keanu is sweet
Keanu is strong
He'll fuck your shit up
If you try tell him he was wrong

Motherfucker

He acted in
The Matrix trilogy
That's three more movies than
You and you and me
Cause he's fucking Keanu Reeves
Keanu Reeves
Keanu Reeves
Keanu Reeves

I grew to dislike
Dennis Hopper after speed
He tried to blow Keanu Reeves to smithereens
But rookied out

Don't try to typecast him as an action movie star
Because he also acted in a walk in the clouds
With good old Charlize, Charlize
Keanu is better than you
God damn, Charlize its true
Keanu is better than you

Cause he's fucking Keanu Reeves
Keanu Reeves
Keanu Reeves
Keanu Reeves

The theme from Rocky
The theme from speed
They all end with me wishing
That I was on my knees

Giving it it to Keanu Reeves
Keanu Reeves
Keanu Reeves
Keanu Reeves

Cause he's fucking Keanu Reeves
Keanu Reeves
Keanu Reeves
Keanu Reeves